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DEI or Die: How Diversity is Bringing Down Planes, Games, Beer and Soft Drinks

Updated: Aug 28


DEI Corporate Bingo
DEI Corporate Bingo

Welcome to the brave new world of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion), where the ultimate goal is to make sure everyone has a seat at the table—even if that table is plummeting from 30,000 feet or collapsing under the weight of its own misguided good intentions. Let's dive into how DEI initiatives are shaking up industries and, in some cases, causing quite a bit of turbulence.




The Gaming Industry: Where Narratives Go to Die


First up, let’s take a look at the gaming world, where the folks at Sweet Baby Inc. have taken DEI to levels even Donkey Kong wouldn’t dare to climb. With a mission statement that reads like a manifesto for the Politically Correct Party, Sweet Baby Inc. is all about making games "more diverse and empathetic." Translation? Turn your beloved action hero into a sensitive soul who spends more time reflecting on intersectionality than actually fighting bad guys.


Black Myth Wukong
Black Myth Wukong


Games like "Spider-Man 2" and "God of War Ragnarok" have had their narratives tweaked to ensure maximum inclusivity—because who needs a compelling storyline when you can have a 20-minute monologue on systemic oppression? Naturally, this hasn't gone down well with gamers, many of whom now spend more time boycotting these games than actually playing them. But hey, at least we're all learning something, right? Maybe Sweet Baby Inc. should pivot to making educational software. Oh wait, they already are! The gaming community is up in arms, or rather, up in keyboards, creating boycott lists and Steam curators tracking any game that’s been tainted by this new breed of narrative enlightenment​



Crazy memes are appearing online making it obvious that DEI is not really helping the industry.
Crazy memes are appearing online making it obvious that DEI is not really helping the industry.


Meanwhile, "Black Myth: Wukong" developers are sticking to the revolutionary idea of making a game that's just... fun. No forced diversity, no preaching, just good old-fashioned gameplay. And guess what? Gamers love it. Who would’ve thought that the key to a successful game was actually making it enjoyable?



Steam DEI game vs Black Myth Wukong
Steam DEI game vs Black Myth Wukong



Coca-Cola: The New Frontier of Racial Sensitivity Training


Next on our tour of DEI disasters, we have Coca-Cola, which bravely entered the fray with a training program that encouraged employees to "be less white." Because nothing says "unity" like dividing your workforce along racial lines and suggesting some of them need to tone it down a bit. The backlash was swift, fierce, and surprisingly unified across all racial groups—turns out, nobody likes being told their skin color is a problem. Who knew?


Faced with a tsunami of negative press and a few pointed legal threats, Coca-Cola quickly backpedaled, distancing itself from the training material faster than you can say "New Coke." They assured everyone that this wasn’t part of their broader diversity strategy, which, to be fair, was probably the smartest thing they’ve done since deciding to put sugar in fizzy water. Lesson learned: next time, maybe stick to selling drinks and leave the social engineering to Twitter​.




Boeing: Diversity Takes Flight—And So Do the Problems


Boeing DEI
Boeing DEI

But the pièce de résistance in our DEI horror show is Boeing, a company that once made planes so reliable you’d fall asleep to the sound of their engines, not wake up to the sound of them catching fire. Recent incidents involving their 737 planes have sparked quite the debate about whether Boeing’s new favorite pastime—playing Diversity Bingo—might be distracting them from minor details like, you know, building safe airplanes.


Critics argue that Boeing's leadership has shifted its focus from a meritocracy of skilled engineers to a colorful mosaic of DEI boxes checked. Why worry about hiring the most qualified aeronautical engineers when you can boast about how many underrepresented groups are working on the fuselage? Who cares if the engine catches fire mid-flight, as long as the team that built it looks like a United Nations commercial? After all, a diverse team builds a diverse array of problems​. (https://nationalcenter.org/ncppr/2024/05/17/boeing-blasted-for-prioritizing-racial-quotas-over-performance-and-safety/)


According to market analyst Porter Stansberry, Boeing's DEI-driven decline in engineering standards is no joke. The company’s shift from prioritizing merit to emphasizing DEI has resulted in, among other things, engine fires and planes with pieces falling off mid-flight. It seems Boeing is more focused on achieving “representation goals” than ensuring their planes stay in one piece.




Bud Light: The Brew-ha-ha Over “Woke” Marketing


Bud light boycott
Bud light boycott

Just when you thought corporate America had reached peak “wokeness,” Bud Light enters the chat with a marketing move that would make even the most daring brand manager break into a cold sweat. In a bold attempt to appeal to Gen Z and the TikTok crowd, Bud Light partnered with Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender influencer who’s become a star on social media for chronicling her transition journey. Seems harmless enough, right? Just a typical day in the ever-evolving world of influencer marketing. Wrong.


Apparently, nothing says "refreshing lager" quite like igniting a nationwide culture war. Almost immediately after the ad aired, conservative groups and beer-drinkers across America decided they'd rather pour their Bud Lights down the drain—or shoot them with an assault rifle—than support what they saw as a blatant act of “woke” virtue signaling. Even Kid Rock joined the party, posting a video of himself using cases of Bud Light for target practice, reminding us all that sometimes, even rock stars need a hobby​. (https://www.euronews.com/culture/2023/04/10/bud-light-and-nike-face-conservative-backlash-over-partnerships-with-trans-influencer-dyla)


The backlash was swift and brutal. Sales of Bud Light took a nosedive, dropping 9% in U.S. revenues in the first quarter of 2024, following a 17% decline in the last quarter of 2023. Anheuser-Busch, the parent company, quickly tried to backpedal, releasing a statement that could only be described as a masterclass in fence-sitting. They claimed they "never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people," proving once again that when faced with controversy, the safest strategy is to straddle it awkwardly like a rodeo clown on a bull​. (https://www.marketplace.org/2024/05/08/bud-light-anheuser-busch-earnings-anti-trans-boycott/)


But in true DEI fashion, the company didn't stop there. They also decided to put two of their top marketing executives on a “leave of absence,” presumably to give them time to contemplate their sins of inclusivity. And just to make sure they didn’t accidentally hire another influencer who might, you know, have a personality, they announced a pause on all influencer marketing deals. Because who needs creativity when you can just sell beer the old-fashioned way—with horses running in slow motion across fields of barley​.


In the end, Bud Light's attempt to stay relevant in a changing world resulted in them being dunked into the culture war cauldron. What was meant to be a simple celebration of diversity turned into a PR nightmare, proving once again that when it comes to marketing, sometimes it’s better to just stay in your lane—preferably one lined with cold, hard cash and far away from the pitfalls of social commentary. (https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/bud-light-sales-falling-amid-mulvaney-backlash-no-end-in-sight-rcna85832)



Impact on Businesses: When Inclusion Means Exclusion (of Competence)


So, what does all this mean for businesses? Well, when DEI goes too far, it doesn't just disrupt workplace harmony—it can send a company spiraling into chaos faster than a Boeing 737 MAX. Here’s how:


1. Reputation and Consumer Trust

From gamers boycotting Sweet Baby Inc.'s "woke" games to customers ditching Coca-Cola for being "too woke," the damage to reputation is real. It turns out that pushing a social agenda doesn’t always translate into better sales. Who'd have thought that people don't want to be preached at while enjoying a soft drink or shooting aliens in space?


2. Internal Company Culture and Morale

Inside these DEI wonderlands, morale is plummeting. Employees at Coca-Cola reportedly felt alienated by the "be less white" directive. Meanwhile, Boeing employees might just feel a little more comfortable if they knew the person next to them in the meeting got the job because they’re the best at it, not because they checked a certain box.


3. Financial Performance

With drops in sales and productivity, it's clear that financial performance takes a hit when DEI initiatives overshadow business priorities. Sweet Baby Inc. games are tanking, Bud-Light is scrambling to rebuild trust, and Boeing might need to invest in some quality assurance rather than just diversity audits.


4. Legal and Compliance Risks

Poorly executed DEI policies can open the door to legal challenges. Coca-Cola's brush with racial sensitivity training raised the specter of potential discrimination lawsuits, while Boeing could face much more than a PR disaster if safety concerns linked to DEI priorities lead to more accidents or worse. This applies to college applications where universities have to allow X% of students in of certain race or color.


5. Shift in DEI Strategy

The takeaway? Companies need to rethink their DEI strategies. Inclusivity is important, but it shouldn’t mean excluding the basic principles of merit, competency, or in Boeing’s case, making sure the wings stay attached.



DEI - Corruption or just New World Order?


There isn't a direct, universally established correlation between corruption and DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) initiatives. However, some arguments and observations can be made about how these two concepts might intersect, depending on the context and implementation:


1. Potential for Misuse and Tokenism

In some cases, DEI initiatives might be used as a form of tokenism or "performative activism," where organizations superficially adopt DEI practices to appear socially responsible or to distract from other internal issues, including corruption. This can lead to a situation where DEI is used more as a public relations tool than a genuine effort to foster diversity and inclusion. If not genuinely implemented, DEI programs can mask underlying problems within an organization, including corrupt practices.


2. Risk of Nepotism and Favoritism

Corruption often involves nepotism, favoritism, and unfair practices that undermine merit-based advancement. In poorly implemented DEI initiatives, there could be a risk of similar practices if DEI goals are not aligned with merit-based principles. For example, if diversity targets are pursued at the expense of competency and qualifications, this could lead to accusations of reverse discrimination or favoritism, creating a perception of corruption or bias in hiring and promotion decisions.


3. Divergence from Meritocracy

Some critics argue that certain DEI initiatives could undermine a meritocratic system by emphasizing identity over qualifications and experience. While this perspective is contentious and often depends on the specific context and implementation of DEI policies, there is a concern that prioritizing diversity over merit could inadvertently foster environments where decisions are made based on criteria other than merit. This could parallel situations in which corrupt practices prevail, where decisions are influenced by favoritism or other non-merit-based criteria.


4. Corporate Governance and Ethical Practices

Organizations that are committed to DEI often promote transparency, accountability, and ethical governance. Effective DEI initiatives are aligned with anti-corruption measures because they advocate for fair treatment and opportunities for all employees. However, when DEI initiatives are implemented poorly or as a smokescreen for deeper issues, they may fail to promote ethical practices and could inadvertently contribute to a culture where corrupt practices go unchecked.


5. Public Perception and Trust

When companies face public backlash over poorly implemented DEI initiatives (e.g., accusations of tokenism or insincere efforts), it can lead to a loss of trust and damage to reputation. This erosion of trust can mirror the effects of corruption scandals, where stakeholders lose faith in the organization's integrity and governance.




Navigating the Backlash: The New Corporate Tightrope


In this brave new world, the balance between fostering diversity and maintaining high standards is more precarious than ever. The answer isn't to abandon DEI but to apply it with a touch of common sense. Or maybe even a lot of it. Because, as Boeing has taught us, diversity is fantastic—until the wings start falling off.


So, buckle up... The road to inclusivity might be rocky, but if we can learn to avoid the potholes of performative wokeness and stay true to our core missions, we just might make it to the other side—hopefully with all engines intact. In the mean time, enjoy this last meme.


DEI free memes
DEI free memes

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