Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: September 5th, 2024

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Welcome to The Clown World Times (“the Website”), owned and operated by Honk Honk LLC. By accessing or using our Website, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions (“Terms”). If you do not agree to all of the Terms, please discontinue using the Website immediately.

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1. Website Owner and Description of Services
The Website is owned by Honk Honk LLC. It offers a platform for news, opinions, satire, and entertainment. The content is provided for free and is not subject to any subscription models or paid services. We reserve the right to modify the content at any time.

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2. Age and Legal Requirements
While there is no age limit for accessing the Website, we recommend that users be at least 16 years of age due to the nature of the content. By using the Website, you confirm that you have the legal right and freedom to enter into these Terms as a binding agreement.

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3. User Comments and Moderation
Users may post comments on the Website. However, all comments may be reviewed by moderators. We do not allow comments that contain spam, sexual content, or harmful material. We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these standards at our sole discretion.

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4. Intellectual Property
All content on the Website, including articles, designs, and satire, is owned by Honk Honk LLC. You are free to share our content, but we kindly request that you give credit to The Clown World Times when doing so. No part of the Website may be reproduced without proper attribution.

 

5. User Conduct and Misuse
Trolling is allowed on the Website, but hate speech is strictly prohibited. Hate speech includes any content that promotes violence or hatred against individuals or groups based on attributes such as race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or disability. We reserve the right to suspend or permanently ban any user who violates this policy or engages in illegal activity.

 

6. Changes to the Offering
Honk Honk LLC reserves the right to modify or discontinue any part of the Website, including the removal or suspension of services or features, at any time without prior notice or liability.

 

7. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Honk Honk LLC shall not be held responsible for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, data, or use, arising out of your use or inability to use the Website.

 

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold Honk Honk LLC harmless from any claims, losses, or damages, including attorney fees, arising out of your use of the Website or violation of these Terms.

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9. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States. Any disputes arising under or related to these Terms will be resolved exclusively in the competent courts located in the USA.

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10. Right to Modify Terms
We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time. If any material changes are made, we will notify you by posting an updated version on the Website. Your continued use of the Website constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

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11. Contact Information
For any questions or concerns regarding these Terms, please contact us at honkhonk@theclwonworldtimes.com.